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URDU FUNNY SMS
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Frong 2 Najoomi
Frong 2 Najoomi
Pls tell my future
Najomi:
A young smart girl, will touch u
Frog:
WOW: When & where??
Najoomi:
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Iska pasive voice banao.
Teacher: Iska pasive voice banao.
“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain”.
Stdnt:”Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson
mein Bachay ho jaty hain
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zip dekh kar
Ek Urdu ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar
class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?
Teacher ko gussa aya
teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
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Meri skin bohat soft,
Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft,
mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon? Doctor: “KUNDI
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Insan shaadi kyun karta hia?
Insan shaadi kyun karta hia?
Is liye ta’kay marnay ke baad
Agar Jannat main jaye to acha feel kare
Or
Agar Jahannum main jaye to Ajeeb na lage
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Sulagta Jism
Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..?
Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan
Agar hai To usko
DENGI VIRUS hai. TAKE CARE
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Agar koi larki pareshan hai
Agar koi larki pareshan hai
ya udass hai to ye taveez usko
send karo khush ho jaye gi,
Aazmana zaroor.
<0 ><3><3><3>
<3><6><7><4>
<0><1><2>
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5 cror ka sawal
LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha
“Pakistan may aisa kon ha jo 1 saal m 1 bar nahata hai?
yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di
mgr tmara naam nahi btaya
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Line marne k bohut se tareque hain
Line marne k bohut se tareque hain
Jinme se 3 mandrja zail hiain
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1. Pencil se…)
2. Pen se…)
3. Marker se..)
Be positive
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Question for brillent people
Question for brilliant people
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Question was only for brilliant peoples
So you plz relax
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doctor ne marez se kaha
1. doctor ne marez se kaha.
main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun
lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha,
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki
dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
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4 students ne
4 students ne Monthly test ki tayari nai ki
unho ne 1 mansoba bnaya or
woh agly din principl k pas gae
or kaha
”sir hum shadi main gae thy
raste me gari ka tyre pnctre ho gya
hm sari raat dhakka lgaty rahy
es lye parh nai ske.
principal ne maan lia or unhe 1 din ka time dia,
1 din baad unhen 4 different rooms main bithaya or
sirf 1 sawal dia.
Q- KONSA TYRE PNCTRE THA?
1- front right
2- front left
3- back right
4- back left
same jawab do to sab pass
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If King asks me ”what do u want?
If King asks me ”what do u want?
”Million dollars or a true friend
I will choose,Million dollars
Be practical Yaaar
mil k uraein gay
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3 banday Haj nahi kar saktay
3 banday Haj nahi kar saktay
1. ASIF ZARDARI, Q K koi shaks apney ap
ko pathar nahi mar sakta
2. ALTAF HUSSIN, Q K hajj telephoe pe
nahi ho sakta
3. NAWAZ SHARIF, Q K koi shahks 1
crore ka hiar tranplant kar k tind
karwanay ki galti nahi karay ga
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Part and art of Living...
Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
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A Better Model of mobile, bike and girlfriend
A Simple fact
Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life
-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend
Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future
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Who Is She?
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin
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In bio practical:
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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One boy went to meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
Next day when he came back at school
Teacher asked: kal kahaan gaey they?
Boy: us se milney gaya tha
Teacher: kis liye?
Boy: haan bohat KISS liye
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message
Choice is yours
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similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife)
What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife)
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd
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What are the chances
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have
Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died
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Husband, wife and girl friend
Husband: Jan Socha call ker loon.Tum miss ker rahi hogi?
Wife: 5 min pehly jo larai hui thi wo kya tha?
Husband: O fittay moo, phir ghar ka number mil gya
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Husband’s affair with neighbour girl
Wife: Samne wale ghar mai Miya Biwi ki fight chal rahi hy.
Aap 1baar jaiye na
Husband: Main 1 do baar gaya tha.Shayad ye usi ka natija hai
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Pathan and plastic surgery
Pathan: Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane men kitna kharcha aega
Dr: 5 lakh
PATHAN: Agar Plastic humara ho to?
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muj se shädi krö gi?
Böy: muj se shädi krö gi?
Girl. Nö
Böy. But why?
Girl: Ghär wäle nähi määnäy ge
Böy. ghär mein kön kön häi
Girl. 1 husbänd äur 7 bächäy
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Husband, wife and railway station
Railway Station pe shohar biwi ko leny gaya
Biwi: Dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai or tum
Shohar: Wo apni Biwi ko chorny aaya hai leny nahi
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Stupid kid and teacher
Class me teacher ne kaha jo stupid hy wo khara hojae
Ik bacha khara hogya
teacher:Tum stupid ho?
Student: nai! ap akeli thali theen to muje acha ni ladta
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Pathan or gadha
1 Gadhe Ne Pathan Ko Lat Mari Or Bhag Gya
Pathan Us k Pechy Bhaga
Rasty Main usy “Zebra” Mila Pathan Zebra Ko Lat Mar K Bola
Sala-Sweatr Pehn K ULLU Bnata hy
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Aaya Tha ImtehanMain Mazmoon Husn Par
Aaya Tha ImtehanMain Mazmoon Husn Par
Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya
/(‘,’) Uffff..
) (> Ye
< / Classfelows Bhi na
1st Aae hen sab.:-)
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Molvi sahib or Sheela Ki Jawani
1 Molvi Sheela Ki Jawani Song Dekh Raha Tha
Ek Shakhs Ne Dekha Or Bola: Molvi Sahab Ap Bhi?
Molvi: Pagal K Bache Mey Is Ko
Nafrat Ki Nigaah Sy Dekh Raha Hon”
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Memon joke
Memon: Lassi ap peetay nahi
Chai hum pilate nahi
Roti ka time nahi
Botal ka mosam nahi
Ab batayen kya khidmat karen?
MEHMAN: To phir Easyload hi karwa den
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Ek muddat se mri Maa nhi soi “”FARAZ
Ek muddat se mri Maa nhi soi “”FARAZ”"
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Wo khti hen,
“Me so gai to tu larkiyon ko fone krega
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Lo batao pckg ki what laga di yar
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Mujhy Ek Aisi Larki Chahiye
Larka : Mujhy Ek Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo Ghr Ka Kaam Janti Ho. Naik Ho
Shareef Ho Aur Jis Ko Khana Banana Aata Ho
Larki : Tum Aisa Kro Meri Kaam Wali Masi Se Shaadi Kar Lo
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may I kiss u?
Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No..
Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey… Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya?
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Ye Mohabbat Nahi Usool-E-Wafa Hai
Ye Mohabbat Nahi Usool-E-Wafa Hai
“DOST”
Hum Jaan Tou De Denge Magar Apni Bachi Ka Number Nahi Denge
(‘.’)/ Chal
<) ( Nikal
/ \ Le
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Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke
“Sari Larkiyan Mun’h Dho Len
Jab Woh Sab Mun’h Dho Kar Ayin to
“JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin
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New Style Of Proposing A Girl
New Style Of Proposing A Girl
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Aap K Paon Bohat Khubsorat Hain
Kiya Yehi Khobsurat Paon Merey
Bachon Ki Jannat Ban Saktey Hain
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How Girls Feel Sorry
How Girls Feel Sorry After Hurting Their Boyfriends
Day 1= Sorry
Day 2= Sorry Plz
Day 3= Just Talk 2 Me Once Janu
Day 4= Plz Listen Jan
Day 5= Plz Itna Naraz Mat Ho
Day 6= I am Sholy Na I Will Die Agar Tmnay Bat Nahi Ki &
Next Day-
Sau Larkey Ghumtey Hain Tere Jese.
Sar Pey He Char Gya
Kuta Kahin Ka.Dafa Ho
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Happy Mother?s DAY
Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother?s DAY
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Boys r very kind than girls
Boys r very kind than girls
Proof : Most of the girls don’t like to help unknown boys.
But
All boys r always there to help any unknown girl
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Funny proposal
Girl: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho
Boy: kamini zaleel I love U, mujh se shadi kar k mujhay tabah kar de beghairat
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Sath Ho Kar Betho, 3 ki jaga hy
Bus-Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rahi Thi
Wo Stage Pe Sofay Pe Bethtey Hoye Apni “Dulhan” Sy Bola
‘Shabash khala, Sath Ho Kar Betho, 3 ki jaga hy
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dosri bar bhi tumhare jesi hi dhondon ga?
Wife: pori duniya mein chirag le kar b dhondo ge to mere jesi biwi nahi mile gi
Husband: Tumhein kis ne kaha k dosri bar bhi tumhare jesi hi dhondon ga?
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Newly Married Husband Saved Wife’s Number
Newly Married Husband Saved Wife’s Number
On Mobile As: “MY LIFE”
…After 1 Yr: “My WIFE”
5 Yrs: “HOME”
10 Yrs: “HITLER”
25 Yrs: “WRONG NUMBER”
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Hardworking Friends
Agar Dunya Mein Zyada Kaam Kerny Se Qadar
Hoti, Tou GADHA Sab Se Zyada Izzat-dar Hota
Dedicated To All My
Hardworking Friends
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Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi ;
Ek Larki Sarak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
Piche Se Ek Boy Bola
Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?
Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3 Din Se
Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi
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Memon to Memon Dr:
Memon To Memon Dr:
“Aap ki fees kya hai?”
DOCTOR: “Pehli martaba anay ki 100 Rs. aur 2nd time free…”
MEMON PATIENT: “To phir aap samjhain ke main
2nd time aaya hoon…”
MEMON DR: “To phir aap woh dawa khatay
rahain jo m ne pehli bar aap ko di thi….”
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Tum Tu kehtay thy
Wife: Tum Tu kehtay thy k shaadi k baad bhi Tum muJh ss bohat pyar karo gay!!
Husband: Haan, muJhe kya pata tha k Tumhari shadi muJh sE hi HoJaye gi
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Question for Brilliant Peoples
Question for Brilliant Peoples
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Question was only for brilliant people so you plz relax
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