Double Meaning SMS

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DOUBLE MEANING SMS

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In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywherr

In a bath room,

a boy touches a girl everywhere

You Know whose that boy?

Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!

Dirty people always think dirty.

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pahlay hat ma lo

phir mon mal lo

phir tokh laghao

phir sidha karoo

phir sorakh ma daloo

kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

Girl:

Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye,

Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye

Saaray kapray geelay ho gae

Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay

Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay

tak saans he nahi aaye

1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha

ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

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I want to suck you…….lick you

I want to suck you

lick you

wanna move my tongue all over you

wanna feel you in my mouth

yep, that's how you

eat an ice cream!

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Jahan se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy

Girl friend: Aaj Me tumhe wo jagah dikhati hun jahan

se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy

Larka: bohat khush hua or kaha dekhao

Girl: “Ye dekho Sheikh Zayed Hospital.

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mangta hoon to deti nahi

jawab meri baat ka

deti ho to khara ho jata hai

rom rom jazbaat ka

kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo

baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Kuch log thodi der karte hain

Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.

Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,

aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai?.

unka?

Mobile Charge?!

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kuch larkiyan khare

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein

Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .

Jaroo

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pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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a peach is a peacha

A peach is a peach. a plum is a plum.

a kiss aint a kiss unless its

wiv tongues. so open ur mouth &

close ur eyes & give ur tongue some

exercise

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tell meis it going

Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..

ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..

ok i wil put it in slowly ..

stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

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um chaat ki dukaan kholenge

CHACHI: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

BHATIJA: Thik Hai.

CHACHI: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.

BHATIJA: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k

"10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

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Dil karta hai k

Dil karta hai k, ek din tumhay apnay ghar lay jahoon,

jab mera ghar koi na hoo. tumhay apnaa room main

lay jaa ker apna bed per betha do,

darwazaband kar k.

sari windows bhi band kar do,

parday girrakar lights off kar do aur

tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,

apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa

kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

mari ghari ki bhi light lagti hai

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girl what do you

Girl: What do you like in me?

Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.

Girl: Whattt???

Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

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hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?

AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

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chooss chooss chooss

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooses

bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko

ik saath chooss masal masal kay

choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

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teri lita k lu ya

TERi lita k lu?

Ya bitha k lu?

Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?

ya tujhe karun khara ?

ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri

PHoto

kaise lon?

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app mujhay aik jaga

App Mujhay

Aik jaga

Se bohat

Pyare

Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

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1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu :

woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

Pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur

Meri pant mein nahi hai?

Pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye

ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

Pappu: neend puri karte hain

Girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye

pain ki wajah se roti hai?

Pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

dabao naa, zara zor se

aisa karo apni shirt nikalo

apni pant bhi nikal do

meri saadi bhi nikal do

ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa

bahut tight hai plz.

aur Zorse! plz karo naa plz

ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

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Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,

Jawab us k sawal ka

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya

Haath se phool gulab ka

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,

Deedar mere husne shabab ka

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,

Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k

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aap ko choda

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar

"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"

mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa

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girl sitting in examination hall

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji

Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..

Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

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Life mein kbhi compromise

Life mein kbhi compromise karna

pade to don't hesitate. BCoz

Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai

Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai

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a beautiful girl goe

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Room

And

Say : I'll Do Any Thing To Pass In The Exams

Professor Says:

NOW OPEN YOUR

Books & Study

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im very good in bed

I'm very good in bed

I can sleep all day

What Were U Thinking

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Hold It Gently

Put 2 Fingrs

If Dey Dnt

Fit

Fos Dem In

If De Hole?s Big Enaf

Put3

Muv Up & Down

Slowly..

Ooh Yes..

Can U Fil It?

Dats How U Wash A Glass

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kissing at the toph

KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle &

FIRE at the bottom

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty

its A ''CIGRETTE''

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bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,

Chew the breast softly,

Spread the legs slowly,

Suck the juice excitingly,

That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken

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Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey

bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain

Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay

tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho

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to make it straight

To make it straight,

she pulls it.

2 make it stand

she rubs it

2 make it stiff

she licks it.

2 let it "IN"

she pushes it

True! Threading a needle is not easy

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aath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

aath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k

Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn

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sochta hun aaj baho

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Du

Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,

Patta Patta Gulab Ka

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Mere pain da char munda hua hy

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy

Musharraf: Mubarak huvay

Bush: But ik masla hy

Musharraf: o ki

Bush: piu da pta nhe

Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo

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Diagram in book was not clear

Diagram in book was not clear..

So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..

"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure

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Girls misuse it

Anger robs it

Models sell it

Photogrphs cage it

Doctors advice it

Death freezes it

Artists create it

That's SMILE

Keep Smiling

Double Meaning SMS

Double Meaning SMS

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