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SARDAR SMS
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
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Sardar going to shikar
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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Guess how many
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
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Doctor suggested full body Xray
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli
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50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"
The Sardars Protested
Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys
The Sardars Celebrated
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Electric generator
Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric generator kesy chalta ha? Sarda Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss
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olad ni hoi
1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi 2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita? 1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:
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Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer: Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train
ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?
Sardar: Me kanta badal donga
Officer: Agar na badal sako?
Sardar: Me Red signal donga
Officer: Light na ho to?
Sardar: Me Red jhanda dikha donga
Officer: Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar: Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa
Officer: Kyun?
Sardar: Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay
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In bio practical
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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1st ever intelligent sardar
1st ever intelligent sardar
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything
sardar: u can call him anything
because he cannot hear anything
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry
Sardar selected a short girl to marry
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
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