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PATHAN SMS
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Pathan ne general knowledge ka paper babaya
Pathan ne general knowledge ka paper babaya
Sub bachay FAIL”
Q.1 CHINA kis muk ka nam hai
Q.2 14 August kis Date ko ata hai
Q.3 Green Rang kis colour ka hota hai
Q.4 Timater ko urdu me kiya Boltay hain
Q.5 Quaid-e-Azam ki Babar Me kon Dafan hai
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Jail may pathan sy kisi ny poch
Jail may pathan sy kisi ny poch
Tum sy aisi kya Galti Hiui k tum jail mein ho?
PATHAN: yara hum ne bank luta
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Paisay wahi jama karwanay ruk gaya
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Male of Duck
Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . .
Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why? .
Pathans: Because Frog Is . . . “MANDUCK
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I am pregmenant for the job
Patan ka interview tha
Sawal aya: english mei translate karo
“Mein nokri k liye bohut umeed se hun
Pathan: I am pregmenant for the job
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1 pathan rozana Cheeni ka
1 pathan rozana Cheeni ka
dabba kholta aur band kr k rakh deta
WHY?
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SOOCHEN!
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Q
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Docktor ne kaha tha k rozana apni
SUGAR Check kia karo
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Pathan or ammi ko khansi
Pathan: tumhara ammi ka khansi kaisa hai
Dost : khansi to ruk gai hai lekin sans atak atak kar ati hai
Pathan : koi baat nhi Allah kare ga wo b ruk jaey ga
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Ankhen Band Kar k dekhna
Ankhen Band Kar k dekhna
1 Pathan; Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
2nd Pathan; Mai Ye “Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
Mai Sote Hue” Kaisa Lagata_Hu
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Pathan or gadha
1 Gadhe Ne Pathan Ko Lat Mari Or Bhag Gya
Pathan Us k Pechy Bhaga
Rasty Main usy “Zebra” Mila Pathan Zebra Ko Lat Mar K Bola
Sala-Sweatr Pehn K ULLU Bnata hy
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Cricket we love u
Ek Nanga Pathan Sir Pe T.V Raakh Kar Ja Raha Tha
Eik Admi Ny Pocha: Khan Ye Kya Harkat Hay?
Pathan: Hum Ko 1 Larki Mila
Wo Hum Ko Apnay Ghar Lay Gaya
Apna Or Humara Sub Kapra Utar Diya Or Boli
“JO LOOTNA HAY LOOT LO”
Hum T.V Loot Kar Laya Hay Is Pr World Cup Dekhe Ga
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Pathan proposed a girl
Pathan proposed a girl wth romantic poetry
kutta mar gya razai me
Me pagal hon teri judai me
Pani m machar taer nai sakta
gul khan tere bin rh nai sakta
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i m pregnant
Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main mera hi zikr kyoun hota hai
us ne apni b.v se kaha
“koi aisi baat kro jis ma main involve na hon
b.v “i m pregnant
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Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya
Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya
Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga
kisi Ne Waja pochi To Pathan Kehne Laga
oye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti
Admi ne kaha
Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati
Pathan Wo To Mujhe B Pata he. Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le
Irade par b 1 Neki hai
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