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What kisses mean
What kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends
KISS ON NECK=i want u
KISS ON LIPS=i love u
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE
lets not get carried away
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Kiss you SMS |
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Just I love you
If a KISS Could
Say Just How
I Love You . . .
MY LIPS
Would Be On YOURS
Forever . . . *.* ?
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PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY
PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY
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PINK LIPS are Girl’s BEAUTY
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KISSING THEM are the Boy’s DUTY
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Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon?
Boy 2 Girl:
Kia Mai Tumhain KISS Kar Sakta Hon?
Girl:
Zaleel
Kameeny
Kuttay
Sharam Nahi Aati
Tum Ne Ye Baat
Kehne Mai 6 Mahinay Laga Diye
Karo Na! ……(..)
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Agar may Kisi Mard ko Kiss Karun to
1 larki MOLVI Se: Agar may Kisi Mard ko Kiss Karun to Kahan Jaungi?
MOLVI: Shayad Dozakh May
LARKI: Acha Agar Aapko kiss Karun To?
MOLVI: Chalaak Larki! Jannat May Jana Chahti Ho
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I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to kiss ur lips
I want to touch ur teeth
I want to smell ur breath
I want to taste ur tongue,
DONT WORRY I M UR Colgate Friend
he he he:-
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Benefits of Kissing
Changes taste
Burns Calories
Lips never go dry
Relieves Stress
Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING
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Confidence or Over Confidence mai kya farq hai
Confidence or Over Confidence mai kya farq hai
Aap apni girlfrnd ko kiss kar sakte hain
Thats Confidence
Sirf or Sirf aap hi kar sakte hain
Thats Over Confidence.
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A boy asking for KISS
Late nite, Boy drops d girl at her home
on the gate, he puts his hand on d wall n says
can I kiss u gud nite?
Girl; no
Boy; plz!
Girl; no
Boy; dey do na
Girl’s little brother appears on door; abba keh raha hai,
tu isse chumi dey na dey..per es Haramzadey se keh
INTERCOM sey hath uthai,baqi ghar ko to sonay dey
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Lady Secretary: Sir, It’s ur wife’s call
Lady Secretary: Sir, It’s ur wife’s call
She wants to kiss U on the phone
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later
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when i was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me,
Guy: Do u know, when i was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me
I allowed, But now I want 2 kiss so many girls
But they don’t allow. SELFISH GIRLS
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Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips.
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing?
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?
?
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It is a KISS.
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Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?
Sir: Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?
Boy: Girlfriend se milny gaya tha
Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sir!!! Bohat liye
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Kissing is the best Practice for Lips.
Kissing is the best Practice for Lips.
It keeps the Lips:
Wet, Soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink
So always keep Kissing
To
Sweet Children Only
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Story of KISSES:
Story of KISSES:
When u kiss an American Girl she said
Kiss me Hard
Indian Girl
Kiss me Soft
Pakistani Girl
Jaldi karo
Ammi aajaye gi
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Cutest Love Story: A Boy and Girl of Nursery class
Cutest Love Story:
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other
Suddenly Teacher Came
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi
Wapish Le Laha Tha
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Kissing a Girl
Kissing a Girl
On her Forehead is RESPECT
On Cheek is CARE
On Lips is LOVE
On Neck is LUST
But
In-front of her Boyfriend is
“GUTS”
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i wana ~~~~kiss~~~~ YOU
i wana
~~~~kiss~~~~
YOU
my
LOVE
bcz
YOUR kiss is.
like
JANAt di Honey.
YOUR own noor ali
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One day a girl asked Molvi,”Can i Kiss a Boy
One day a girl asked Molvi,”Can i Kiss a Boy,
Molvi Replay,”Naozbillah
Girl,”Can i Kiss a Man
,.
Molve Replay,”Astagfirullah
,
Girl,”Can i Kiss you,
Molvi,”Jee Bismillah,
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kiss is the key of love
kiss is the key of love, love is the lock of marriage,
marriage is the box of children
children is the problem of Pakistan.
so plz stop kissing and save Pakistan.
...SMS aap ko kaisay lagay please
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